Seriously so sexy. #stolehisphone #revengeisabitch #sexybrother

I’m drunk there’s a frog on my house. #hailsatan

Apparently I’ve become a giant cat toy. #norespect

Nature is so #bitching!

What’s that little Satan? You want me to burn things? You’re the Adorable boss.

Seriously another cat?

@gurkhacigars #istandbymycigar FDA stay out of my humidor stay out of my culture.

No a #keeper but still makes me #smile #stripedbass

Something’s never change #poopbuddy #mortyoudouche #meow.

No not the #bees!